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Circus Theme
01:39
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2. |
The Natural Way
02:35
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MOM:
Take me to my birthing room
Let me walk the hall
Don't ask me to lay down
Give me a birthing ball
Keep the IV from my arm
I don't need it today
Let my partner cut the cord
Let me go the natural way
I don’t care which doctor's on
Don't let him cut me
Don't give me those meds because
I want it naturally
No ointment for the baby's eyes
Forget the vitamin K
Just put the baby to my breast
Let me go the natural way
If we have a darling boy
Give him a Leboyer bath
DAD:
And circumcise him right away
So he'll look just like his dad
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3. |
Praying for a Girl
03:09
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NURSE:
To think of one more baby boy
Defenseless as a baby's toy
A cut of the unkindest kind
Must bear witness one more time
If there's a god In this whole world
I pray you, let it be a girl
If the parents only knew
But there is nothing I can do
I've said the words that I can say
There's nothing left to do but pray
My God! It's more than I can bear
Not one more boy, please hear my prayer
I've heard their screams a thousand times
A witness to a thousand crimes
So many stories left untold
And each one still destroys my soul
If there's a god In this whole world
I pray you, let It be a girl
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4. |
Birth Theme
01:54
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5. |
Perfectly You
02:18
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MOM:
Your sweet sweet lips, your perfect nose
Your rosy cheeks, your ten little toes
Your precious little pee-pee. your wondrous eyes
Your tender bottom, your pink chubby thighs
DAD:
We've waited so long for you to come
I'm your dad
MOM:
And I am your mom
BOTH:
And we can see, it's perfectly true
You're perfectly, perfectly you
La la la la ...
MOM:
You've got daddy's dimple
DAD:
You've got momma’s smile
BOTH:
We've been praying for you all this while
And now it's clear we both can see
You're perfect as perfect can be
You're perfectly, perfectly you
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6. |
Cleaner Wiener
01:58
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DOCTOR:
Yes! It's acleaner wiener
Circumcision, no decision
It's protection from infection
Infatuation, masturbation
AIDS, cancer, syphilis
Insanity and bedwetting
Well the parents, they are asking
I am merely multi-tasking
It's a service I'm performing
Hygienic, aesthetic, prophylactic and conforming
Don't worry
It's a simple procedure
We'll hurry
It won't hurt him for long
Trust me
I'm the authority
And anyway, at three-fifty a pop
How can I stop?
Gonna snip it
Gonna clip it
Gonna shred it
Gonna edit
Gonna tame it
Gonna shame it
Gonna make him a cleaner wiener
Gonna make a cleaner wiener!
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7. |
Locker Room Blues
02:29
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1st YOUNG MAN:
I got the locker room blues
Circumcision's to blame
My buddies and me, we jus' don't look the same
I feel ashamed
I'm so confused
That's why I sing these locker room blues
I got my manhood
And it's damn good
There's more of me
To love and caress
But they're sayin' that there oughta be less
I got the locker room blues ...
There's somethin' I got
That they do not
While they're all hangin' out
In the locker room
My willie's snuggled
In its cozy cocoon!
DOCTOR & DAD:
He's got the locker room blues
Circumcision's to blame
He and his buddies jus' don't look the same
He feels ashamed
He's so confused
That's why he sings them locker room blues
1st YOUNG MAN:
I got the locker room blues...
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8. |
Take It Like A Man
02:34
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DAD:
I'm circumcised and I'm fine
I want him done 'cause he's my son
I'm circumcised and I'm fine
I want him done 'cause he's my son
Don't cry, son, take it like a man
Your father did, so I know that you can!
DOCTOR & 1st YOUNG MAN:
He's circumcised and he’s fine
He wants him done 'cause he's his son
He's circumcised and he's fine
He wants him done 'cause he's his son
DAD:
Don't cry, son. It's for your own good
You'll look like me, the way that you should!
DOCTOR & 1st YOUNG MAN:
You don't want him lookin' different
Different in the locker room
You don't want him lookin' different
Different in the locker room
Different in the locker room
DAD:
Oh no... no, I'm fine
I'm circumcised and I'm fine...
DOCTOR & 1st YOUNG MAN:
And he's fine
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9. |
Can't Get Over It
02:44
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2nd YOUNG MAN:
I've been robbed, I've been knifed
I've been altered, changed for life
Part of me gone for good
Cheated out of my manhood
I had no say, I had no voice
You had no right to make that choice
A razor blade to my flesh
Amputation of the sex
And I can't, no I can’t get over it
No, no, no I can't get over It
One who rapes, he does time
My butcher's well paid for his crime
Why didn't you hear me scream?
Did you pretend it was just a dream?
And I can't no. I can't get over it
No. no. no I can't get over it
One day old, a helpless baby
You let a sadist mutilate me
You should have been the ones to save me
Mom and Dad, you betrayed me
No, no I can't get over it
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11. |
If Only
02:15
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MOM:
If only my arms could hold you
If only I could enfold you
If only I could protect you
My baby boy
If only I could embrace you
If only they wouldn't deface you.
If only I could defend you
My darling boy
But it's not my thing
It's a guy thing
So I'll let you go
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12. |
How Could A Knife
01:51
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NURSE:
Look at your son, your beautiful one
Why would you let him be defiled
Spare him the blade, he's perfectly made
Nothing less than a miracle child
How could a knife make his sex clean?
How could you not hear his scream?
Your unfound fears become his tears
A wound that we know will never heal
His cries of pain become my grief
They will echo forever in my dreams
Who has the right to cut your son?
Not you nor I nor anyone
His cries of pain become my grief
They will echo forever in my dreams
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13. |
Just A Nurse
02:56
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DOCTOR:
You're just a nurse
On shaky ground
Asking for trouble and
Overstepping your bounds
Only a nurse
Way out of line
Scaring the parents and
Causing mothers to cry
You'd best be careful
Just wait and see
You don't want to tango
With the likes of me
So watch out young lady
Or I'll see to it
You will be fired
I guarantee it!
NURSE:
I won't be silenced
Not one more time
Won't be complicit
While you're committing a crime
I'm not afraid
Cause I can see
One day soon history
Will have sided with me
You're the one scaring
So give me a break!
You're selling fear
And your reasons are fake
So don’t threaten me
You hypocrite
You're drunk on power
You revel in it!
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14. |
What If
03:30
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DAD:
What if circumcision isn't such a good decision?
What if all the reasons given are untrue or simply lame?
MOM:
What if there's nothing to it and it's better just to do it?
Go ahead and put him through it while he cannot feel the pain?
DAD:
What if?
MOM:
What if?
DAD:
What if we don't have him done?
MOM:
And what if he's the only one?
BOTH:
And does it matter if a son is different than his dad?
DAD:
What if he has a brother?
MOM:
Is rejected by a lover?
BOTH:
As his father and his mother would we feel that we've been had?
DAD:
What if what if?
MOM:
What if what if?
BOTH:
What if they cut off that part and make a slip and pierce his heart?
And then what if the bleeding starts and doesn't ever stop?
What if he won't stop crying and what if the doctor's lying?
Has he talked us into buying something that we didn't want?
DAD:
What if what if what if... what if what if... what if what!?
MOM:
What if what if what if... what if what if... what if what!?
BOTH:
What if circumcision isn't such a good decision?
What if all the reasons given are untrue or simply lame?
What if there's nothing to it and it's better just to do it?
Go ahead and put him through it while he cannot feel the pain
What if we don't have him done and what if he's the only one?
And does it matter if a son is different than his dad?
What if he has a brother, is rejected by a lover?
As his father and his mother would we feel that we'd been had?
What if they cut off that part and make a slip and pierce his heart
And then what if the bleeding starts and doesn't ever stop?
What if he won't stop crying and what if the doctor's lying
Has he talked us into buying something that we didn't want?
DAD:
What if what if what if... what if what if... what if what?!
MOM:
What if what if what if... what if what if... what if what?!
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15. |
Knife Juggler Theme
03:09
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16. |
Reprise
01:25
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Romanovsky & Phillips Santa Fe, New Mexico
Romanovsky & Phillips were the first “out and proud” American gay male musical duo to
achieve national
acclaim. From 1982-1999, an era when gay artists often hid their sexual orientation, this duo performed songs which openly celebrated their lives as gay men.
With tight harmonies and memorable melodies, their sassy and inspired songs uniquely capture the gay experience of those decades.
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